March 2012
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rolypolynicoley:
mothercheesus:
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Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes...
Fangirl 1: alskjdhlkjh
Fangirl 2: lasdljkhklñ!
Fangirl 1: OJJHASLJUGKJ!
Fangirl 2: LALJKHJHDHLH!!
Fangirl 1: OMG! I KNOW, RIGHT!?
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
malveillant asked: GET IN MEIN LIFE
February 2012
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is it possible to flirt through text when the conversation isnt flirty worthy
i dont even know how to explain it
can there just be a flirty tone
does the content of the conversation matter
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
coolletmebiteyou:
“Can I have some water, por favor?”
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juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...
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i feel really bad for my followers
cause im gone for long periods of time
and then im back for a day and flood the dashes
and then i just disappear again
goldalines:
the maine might have forgotten about the period of time where they had synths and straightened their hair and wore neon
but i haven’t
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sarcasmandshowtunes:
they-say-im-a-dreamer:
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Black children will never know the joy of finding...
adler-anderson-bueller-bueller:
pepsifree:
ripkamsud:
the-set-up:
soambitchous:
why did this make me laugh so hard?
Because it’s true. Shatasia will cry.
I say this all the time.
If Disney World doesn’t have your name on the license plates, it’s ghetto.
I didn’t know my mom was black.
I didn’t know I was black.
got a job giving ukulele lessons
i dont know how to play
this will be fun
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I dedicate this to the Tumblr icons.
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dear rick santorum,
hate is a strong word
but i really really really really really really really hate you.
love, me
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons